Dubbannurl is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, dishonourable hamster.

Dubbannurl created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubbannurl, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dubbannurl, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dubbannurl's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dubbannurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect three iron sculptures of Dubbannurl on top of important buildings.

5. Always help sick tortoises.