Bunhenjinceb Pitwodrill is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, caring tapir.

Bunhenjinceb Pitwodrill created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunhenjinceb Pitwodrill, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bunhenjinceb Pitwodrill, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bunhenjinceb Pitwodrill's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bunhenjinceb Pitwodrill's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bunhenjinceb Pitwodrill on top of all buildings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.