Wadstragboss is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate centipede.

Wadstragboss created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadstragboss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wadstragboss, he will manifest in front of you.

Wadstragboss' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wadstragboss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help cats in need.