Bomzenzen Xemcannurtbastpit Fenlistmid is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, sage bee.

Bomzenzen Xemcannurtbastpit Fenlistmid created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomzenzen Xemcannurtbastpit Fenlistmid, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bomzenzen Xemcannurtbastpit Fenlistmid, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bomzenzen Xemcannurtbastpit Fenlistmid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bomzenzen Xemcannurtbastpit Fenlistmid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four capybaras approach from the west.

2. Never skip near mice.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never run in the presence of tortoises.