Lakmummon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil otter.

Lakmummon created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakmummon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lakmummon, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lakmummon's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Lakmummon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Lakmummon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always obey Lakmummon's priests.

4. Lakmummon must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.