Kadsaswab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous sheep.

Kadsaswab created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadsaswab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kadsaswab, she will turn you into a rat.

Kadsaswab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Kadsaswab's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet orange.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.