Bunsandpom is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, clever clam.

Bunsandpom created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunsandpom, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bunsandpom, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bunsandpom's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bunsandpom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Bunsandpom must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Respect your elders.