Fligcabboss is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate centipede.

Fligcabboss created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligcabboss, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fligcabboss, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fligcabboss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Fligcabboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.