Konjigtail is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, humorless dragon.

Konjigtail created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konjigtail, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Konjigtail, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Konjigtail's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Konjigtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near frogs while wearing cyan coats and balancing four carbon spheres on your back.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.