Budmigarn is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident yak.

Budmigarn created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budmigarn, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Budmigarn, she will be very unhappy.

Budmigarn's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Budmigarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not chop down trees.