Riltunten is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering jellyfish.

Riltunten created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riltunten, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Riltunten, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Riltunten's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Riltunten's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Never feed lots of parsnips to whales while wearing black rings.

5. Never think about comets.