Tap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust jellyfish.

Tap created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Tap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tap, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tap's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tap.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about snails.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.