Bogyakcet is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, duplicitous parrot.

Bogyakcet created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Bogyakcet, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogyakcet, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bogyakcet's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bogyakcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.