Saspangdad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident horse.

Saspangdad created Europe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saspangdad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Saspangdad, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Saspangdad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Saspangdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Saspangdad.

5. Always pray immersed in water.