Stipnulwig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid snail.

Stipnulwig created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipnulwig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stipnulwig, he will not care at all.

Stipnulwig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Stipnulwig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six tortoises approach from the south.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.