Nuttsigcum is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless hyena.

Nuttsigcum created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttsigcum, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nuttsigcum, he will boil you in a big pot.

Nuttsigcum's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nuttsigcum's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near eagles while wearing pink stockings.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.