Garyarpjan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring snail.

Garyarpjan created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Garyarpjan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Garyarpjan, it will cry a lot.

Garyarpjan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Garyarpjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Run away from pink manatees, for they are unholy.