Bifvonbop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, quiet human.

Bifvonbop created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifvonbop, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bifvonbop, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bifvonbop's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bifvonbop's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bifvonbop.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Do not keep six birds in a large pit.

5. Never play with disobedient children.