Yimstiksid is a god.

She takes the form of a small, caring salamander.

Yimstiksid created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimstiksid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yimstiksid, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yimstiksid's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Yimstiksid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to ants while wearing gray stockings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about special relativity near sheep while wearing cyan shirts and balancing eight nickel spheres on your feet.