Sugcip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, moody whale.

Sugcip created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Sugcip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sugcip, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Sugcip's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Sugcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Hamsters are not to be trusted.