Gepmegmab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, self-assured ferret.

Gepmegmab created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepmegmab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gepmegmab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gepmegmab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gepmegmab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never wear magenta boots.