Vadtommig is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, egotistical wren.

Vadtommig created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadtommig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vadtommig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Vadtommig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Vadtommig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.