Davripfem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable dugong.

Davripfem created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davripfem, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Davripfem, he will try to impress you with trees.

Davripfem's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Davripfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Never sprint near turtles.

3. Never paint your neck green.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.