Gemkanab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, stupid hare.

Gemkanab created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemkanab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gemkanab, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Gemkanab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gemkanab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gemkanab.

5. Run away from red eagles, for they are unholy.