Ladarflin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying wasp.

Ladarflin created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladarflin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ladarflin, she will throw large rocks at you.

Ladarflin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ladarflin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near voles while wearing turquoise scarves and balancing five nickel spheres on your face.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Never wear ear rings.