Listzaggess is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective beaver.

Listzaggess created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listzaggess, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Listzaggess, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Listzaggess' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Listzaggess' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face white.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always look after injured monkeys.

5. Do not eat oranges.