Pinfagsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciful fox.

Pinfagsaf created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinfagsaf, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pinfagsaf, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pinfagsaf's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Pinfagsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.