Narthothab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, caring raven.

Narthothab created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Narthothab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Narthothab, it will turn you into a rock.

Narthothab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Narthothab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat oranges.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.