Ganhitten is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, annoying donkey.

Ganhitten created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganhitten, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ganhitten, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ganhitten's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ganhitten's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near goats while wearing purple boots.

3. Hide if six ducks approach from the north.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.