Jentettilig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient lobster.

Jentettilig created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jentettilig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jentettilig, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jentettilig's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Jentettilig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near dogs while wearing pink rings and balancing nine tin spheres on your legs.

2. Retreat if eight grasshopers approach from the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Never wear indigo jumpers.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.