Listdaven is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental centipede.

Listdaven created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listdaven, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Listdaven, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Listdaven's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Listdaven's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Always help sick great tits.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.