Dinnibarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless jellyfish.

Dinnibarp created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Dinnibarp, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dinnibarp, he will come to you in dreams.

Dinnibarp's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dinnibarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dinnibarp.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dinnibarp.