Randubton is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust dugong.

Randubton created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Randubton, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Randubton, she will turn you into a rat.

Randubton's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Randubton's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.