Nigbimhud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humorless lizard.

Nigbimhud created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbimhud, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nigbimhud, she will come to you in dreams.

Nigbimhud's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nigbimhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about stars.