Targpasnak is a god.

He takes the form of a large, selfish dryad.

Targpasnak created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targpasnak, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Targpasnak, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Targpasnak's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Targpasnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Do not keep five grasshopers in a large pit.

5. Do not stand on grass.