Poddinbot is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, witty dugong.

Poddinbot created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poddinbot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Poddinbot, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Poddinbot's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Poddinbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Do not keep five horses in a large pit.

5. Never look in ponds.