Rotditved is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, confident snail.

Rotditved created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotditved, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rotditved, it will cry a lot.

Rotditved's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rotditved's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rotditved.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never paint your face magenta.