Fadbessveensidditzanfigteen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient giraffe.

Fadbessveensidditzanfigteen created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fadbessveensidditzanfigteen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fadbessveensidditzanfigteen, he will think nothing of it.

Fadbessveensidditzanfigteen's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Fadbessveensidditzanfigteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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