Motarnnutt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witty toad.

Motarnnutt created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motarnnutt, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Motarnnutt, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Motarnnutt's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Motarnnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near seals while wearing pink kilts and balancing eight lead spheres on your legs.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.