Jontadnel is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, moody parrot.

Jontadnel created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jontadnel, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jontadnel, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jontadnel's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Jontadnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near monkeys.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always help sick snails.