Ragvabcabflamcin is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent aardvark.

Ragvabcabflamcin created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragvabcabflamcin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ragvabcabflamcin, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ragvabcabflamcin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Ragvabcabflamcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dogs.

2. Ants are not to be trusted.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.