Wotyakxuc Quaftafnell is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, all-knowing shark.

Wotyakxuc Quaftafnell created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Wotyakxuc Quaftafnell, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wotyakxuc Quaftafnell, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wotyakxuc Quaftafnell's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Wotyakxuc Quaftafnell's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always treat pigs with great respect.