Henbiften is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unselfish shrew.

Henbiften created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Henbiften, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Henbiften, he will turn you into a worm.

Henbiften's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Henbiften's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not eat cherries.