Dobnillarm is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, emotional spider.

Dobnillarm created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobnillarm, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dobnillarm, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Dobnillarm's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dobnillarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Dobnillarm loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not trade with those who eat onions.