Flisfutdit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent cat.

Flisfutdit created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisfutdit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flisfutdit, she will not care.

Flisfutdit's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Flisfutdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

4. Flisfutdit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.