Xentamfot is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous parrot.

Xentamfot created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xentamfot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xentamfot, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Xentamfot's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Xentamfot's Holy Commandments

1. Xentamfot must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near doves while wearing green ear rings and balancing four copper spheres on your chest.

3. Xentamfot loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Retreat if five mice approach from the west.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.