Flanmisfob is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tiresome turtle.

Flanmisfob created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanmisfob, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Flanmisfob, she will turn you into a duck.

Flanmisfob's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Flanmisfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Always obey Flanmisfob's priests.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.