Davfenhak is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, cheerful donkey.

Davfenhak created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davfenhak, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Davfenhak, he will turn you into a rat.

Davfenhak's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Davfenhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Respect your elders.