Fasgilfod is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful chinchilla.

Fasgilfod created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasgilfod, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fasgilfod, it will jump up and down on your head.

Fasgilfod's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fasgilfod's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Hide from turquoise dogs for they are unholy.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.