Fabsis is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic goblin.

Fabsis created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabsis, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fabsis, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fabsis' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fabsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Erect eight tin sculptures of Fabsis on top of important buildings.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.